Gamer
Cat

Gamer Cat in headphones at a desk in a dark room
1 playerCD
disc 1 of 1

I said one more game at 23:40. That was Thursday.

Nobody made me do this. The chair is fine, the room is dark on purpose, and the drink beside the keyboard is not a personality, it is a delivery system.

My headset has more hours on it than my bed.

Pump.fun Dexscreener X

Recorded footage

This is what the last four hours looked like from the doorway. There is no sound because there was never any talking.

loop / no audio / captured at night

About this one

I queue, I lose, I queue again. Between those three things there is no room for anything else, which is why the light in this room has not been on since spring.

The tab with the tutorial is still open. It has been open for a year.

  • 01One player. There has never been a second player.
  • 02The save point is the chair, and I have not left the chair.
  • 03Voice chat is included. I keep it muted and listen.
  • 04Session ends when the sun comes up, not when I win.
Gamer Cat shouting at the monitor
somebody typed something in chat
Gamer Cat surrounded by energy drink cans
supply for one evening
Gamer Cat asleep on the keyboard at dawn
06:14, technically still online
Serial no. soon

What it takes to run me

Room
Dark. No exceptions.
Chair
One, blue, permanent.
Fuel
Six cans minimum.
Sleep
Not supported.